May 2013
“The less you know, the sounder you sleep.”
– Russian proverb (via lungs-)
kushjesus420:
i wanna bend my dick to my ass
so i can fuck myself
slowbroc0re:
insert-awesome-title-here:
jensensparkles:
adrimnzr:
ruffalowildwings:
lilcalcifer:
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
I knew you were going to cause dissatisfaction when you walked in
“As Americans, we have this naïve assumption that people all over the world are...”
– 10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America http://bananenplanet.wordpress.com/2012/07/17/10-things-most-americans-dont-know-about-america/ (via curlycherie)
There are two areas where the USA is way out in front of the rest of the world: war and prison. The technology of killing is the main...
k1mkardashian:
tbh i didn’t even know people still shopped at abercrombie & fitch lol like um what???
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via highpriestessofhell)
cosmo tip #675
expertcosmotips:
seductively eat all the food in his house
kushjesus420:
ill bet you guys like $10 that over half the people idolized on this shitty website probably paid people off to hype them like forreal though
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whittenorr:
i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds
weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit
props clouds, you’re metal as hell
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
awkwardvagina:
*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*
60oh:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
princass:
losing everything but weight
April 2013
20 minutes into hunger games and I have no idea whats going on
meowed:
are you a red light bc stop
